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bippity-boppity-bullshit:

tsarbucks:

when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:

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(via beast-boo)

http://spineless-but-manly.tumblr.com/post/92380205697/okay-guys-so-its-gotten-to-the-point-where-im

spineless-but-manly:

Okay guys so Its gotten to the point where I’m allowing a donate button on my blog now.

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I hate having to ask for money but I will have like $4 left after this next bill, and thats not including medical copays if my dad doesn’t pay them anymore. I live in an area where its horrible to find a…

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

(Source: yellow-submarine-fun, via yiffgif)

pathogems:

I’d really like to be able to curl up and put my head on someone’s chest right now.

(via condescending-fuckface)

eyesonthestar:

The Jade from the stream! TRANSPARENT!

Yes, I do like the flowers and flower patterns too much.
(There’s more than one watermark, if you think it’s just the bunny)

Warning: eye contact , bright colors

I’d rather you not reblog my art than remove my comments, thank you.

(via unicornkhaleesi)

androgynies:

what’s my gender? no one knows but i sure am cute

(via apocketuniverse)

stahscre4m:

sneakyfeets:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 

The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.

Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.

The End.

dump her

go for the waitress

(via pretty-boys-with-sharp-toys)